So the best parts of last seasons anime need to be recognized for there greatness. So here is a bunch of awards I am making up to recognize those great things. They don’t involve trophies because that would be too much trouble.
Reminds me of Shu
Award for most bland and obnoxious protagonist
The winner is Shu. Because he is so damn annoying. Kouichi from Another alomst won this but he isn’t really that annoying and “Reminds me of Kouichi” doesn’t have the pun element about it which is a must for these awards. Shu tendancy to cry whenever possible also helped him win this and coin the name for this award.
Boat Engine to the Face
Award for lamest death
It wasn’t even the boat that killed him. He hit his head that morning and that killed him moments before the boat did. Talk about cheap. I can’t even remember the guys name so from now on i’m going to call him boat face.
Brush with death
Award for most erotic scene
Araragi brushing his sister’s teeth turned out to be very erotic and goes on for easily five minutes. Tsukihi interrupted the pair right as things were about to get X rated. I suspect we will see some fan create material in the coming months depicting the aftermath of this scene.
Cutting it all off
Award for best mental breakdown
So all those girls in Nisemonogatari were cutting their hair becuase it was ‘hip’ and ‘rad’ but then Yomi comes along and does it too. But she does it during a mental breakdown which made me lose all respect for her whilst laughing to myself even though I really shouldn’t have been. She was just having a bad day and she did recover from her mental scarring to make loads of friends and a rainbow annihilation cannon.
Award for being a big fat pervert
You win. Yes you the reader. Kidding, don’t take me too seriously. There is always one of these and this time it’s from Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai. Don’t you just want to go and punch him in the face. Bonus point because he is a lolicon.
Award for worst punchline of the longest joke.
That one joke in Kill Me Baby which just went on and on. Yasuna comes across as retarded instead of just a bit clueless which annoyed me for some reason. Kill Me Baby really is hit and miss with all it’s jokes and this one was a miss so bad it almost seemed like they were trying to make it bad.
Award for not laughing at something really really funny.
Hidenori is so amazing for not laughing during this ordeal with Literature girl. He truly deserves his award. I’m glad these characters end up in a relationship at the end of the anime. Or was that just a dream?
3 Brave Knights
Award for male characters that are just too nice.
These guys. I wish the girls would notice how nice these guys are. They constantly do nice and recieve nothing in retern. Not that they expect anything though as they are just nice guys.
I’ll save you
Award for biggest failure in a rescue attempt.
Good try but you need to think these things through Cristina. At least it lead to a romantic conversation and a secluded sunset together. Maybe that’s what she secretly wanted.
That’s all the awards for this time. I’m sure I could have come up with more but for now 9 is enough.